I'm pretty rock n' roll.
Sup. I'm Noah Puckerman. Call me Puck if you want to live. I'm a self- proclaimed badass. You probably know me as the guy who slept with your Mom. Nicknames I accept: Puck, Puckerman, Puckzilla, Puckosaurus, Puckerone, Big Daddy, Puckerone, The Lion King, and my personal favorite, Puckfasa.
I'm dating the hot Quinn Fabray. You mess with her, I'll let you become best friends with the dumpster. We clear? I know we are, so, there is no point in asking.
Don't get me mixed up with Aaron Puckerman, my lame excuse as a brother.